I’m a courteous couponer.

I shop at non-peak times. I have all my coupons organized and ready for the cashier. I place the free items at the end of my order so the prices are easy to locate on the receipt. I regularly check the expiration date on all my coupons. I even let people know when they get in line after me that I have coupons.

Yet, The Coupon Stink Eye (a great post by my good friend Cheapo McFrugalpants, who I have discussed Coupon Stink Eye with at length) still exists. I’ve had people audibly sigh. I’ve had people stare me down. I’ve had people angrily throw their items back into their cart and change lanes.

99% of the time, I smile, politely apologize for the holdup, and thank them for their patience.

Except for when people mumble. Mumbling is so cowardly. I can’t respect mumblers and I had my fill last week.

“Mumble mumble COUPONS mumble mumble WASTING MY TIME mumble mumble ALL THIS FOR A FEW CENTS.”

I whipped around and said “Deal with it. I’m unemployed.”

When my transaction was complete I added “$29.30 seems like more than a few cents to me!”

And then I scuttered out of the grocery store as quickly as possible.

These people are obviously few and far between, but frustrating none-the-less. I’ve had other shoppers interested to see how much I’ve saved, I’ve had cashiers applaud, and I’ve had managers ask me how I do it (and I’m not even that good at it).

Coupons are a perfectly legitimate way to save money and I will not be shamed into stuffing them back into my purse for the benefit of the next person in line. I wait for people to write checks, return items, and chit-chat with the cashier, they can wait for me to save a little bit of money.

Have you ever encountered Coupon Stink Eye? Share your stories!

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March 21, 2010 at 9:00 am by Corrin
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