March 27

Last night was date night, which means Hooters and Costco. So classy.

• $35 Crocs
• $13 Post Office
• $18 gas
• $63 Hooters
• $174 Target
• $126 Costco
• $30 pharmacy

Our trip to Target was especially expensive because we were birthday shopping for our nephews. I think we need to have kids just for the retribution for all the toys we’ve bought for cousins, nephews, and friends over the past ten years.